What?? This drive is HOW big??

Posted on March 22, 2025 • 1 min read • 182 words

Crazy new SSD drive sizes from Solidigm

It’s official. We have entered some crazy times with some of the biggest SSDs and hard drives in the market. Solidigm is offering 122 TB SSD drives.
*Slaps drive* This bad boy can fit so much por..I mean movies. So many, movies. The average drive is 2 TB so this is like having 60 drives in one contuter. That’s-a-lotta-drives!

You might be thinking, “What do I need so much space for?? I already have more than enough for my por”..a Bup! Bup!

This is not for you! Companies need a lot more space for their AI LLMs, or Llamas as I like to call them. You have to have a big SSD to fit all those Llamas that can draw you funny images, and occasionally talk to you like your boyfriend or girlfriend.

*Cries* Come back to me seed number 673982134 AI lover!!

Plus you won’t be able to afford these bad boys. They’re going to be around $14,000!! Forget those Llamas! I mean, you could just buy yourself a lot of real llamas for that price.