Robots doing cartwheels!

Posted on March 22, 2025 • 1 min read • 182 words

Boston dynamics is at it again, this time with cartwheels!

Look, I for one, welcome our new robot overlords and I’m not complaining but…do they have to also be better than me at doing flips??

Last time I tried doing a cartwheel I dislocated my thumb and fell on my butt.

Now Boston Dynamics is at it again, with even better, sleeker robots doing moves I will never be able to do. I thought for sure I had one over the robots when I did a couple of squats.

Anyway, here’s one of them doing side-flippers



And of course they get confetti for their efforts…no one gave me confetti when I finished that whole extra-large pizza last week! What double standards!

In this one they’re doing the cartwheels and generally looking so human it looks like this was rendered in 3D or something



And of course we had to have a montage to sexy music of the robots doing human things before they started taking over the world



I’m sure we are going to find this particular montage very funny when we are being used as batteries in their future robot cities.