Trump admin accidentally texted war plans

Posted on March 24, 2025 • 2 min read • 220 words

Jeffrey Goldberg was accidentally added to top secret war plan conversation

So, imagine chilling on your phone, then…Bam! You get looped into a Signal group chat full of what looks like the national security A-team…planning a military strike. At first, it looked like a prank. I mean, these people were throwing around real targets, weapons, and attack timelines like they were ordering lunch. But two hours later? Bing bang bongo!

Yemen was lit and happening!

That’s exactly what happened to journalist Jeffrey Goldberg.

They were all there…dudes like Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, some other general I don’t know the name of, just casually chatting on Signal about launching missiles, messaging strategy, and how to get Europe’s lunch money. The whole thing felt like a badly written movie where the intern accidentally gets copied on the nuclear codes. Except Jeffrey was the intern. And it wasn’t a movie…and no one even noticed good ol’ Jiffy was there even at the end of the movie.

Meanwhile, Joofy is sitting in a supermarket parking lot wondering how in the world this became his Saturday. Later, they confirmed the chat was real.

Legally? It’s a mess!! Signal isn’t even allowed for classified conversations, and certainly not for accidental invites to journalists. The cherry on top? Trump spent years yelling about Hillary’s email server, and now his crew is accidentally live-texting military secrets to a reporter.